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Drugs

Crafty drug fiends have been bending drugs laws by taking mind-altering substances that aren’t covered by current laws. Now, the dull reality of these drugs is that not being illegal does not mean they are safe. You can still leave half of your brain somewhere in a field in Hampshire, or be overrun with paranoia and anxiety. So be careful, yeah?

Get High Legally

I didn’t plan on getting all serious. I just wanted to point out that there are plenty of legal ways to get high, and presumably, because they are totally legal, they must be good for you too.

Legal High #1: Cigarettes

Yum, fags! Ooh, delicious. Particularly when you’ve got a cold. They’re also a stimulant which is great if you’re tired and addicted to them.

Legal High #2: Booze

Smashing! Who doesn’t like booze? Booze is warming, soothing, anti-septic, mildly depressant and gives you just enough confidence to leave the house in the morning. It’s the staple food of homeless people everywhere, and the way that civilised people dull the pain of their sham marriages and meaningless existences.

Legal High #3: Cheese

Smelly, tasty, it’s cheese! It’s legal, full of fat, calcium and morphine, and you can get it everywhere! Let’s get buzzed off on cheese-balls!

Beautiful pictures courtesy of:

Cigarettes – SuperFantastic

Booze -AZAdam

Cheese – Cwbuecheler