Jesus died for our guns
I have read the Bible from cover to cover, but I keep getting the impression that I missed something important:
“Sarah Palin: babies, guns, Jesus. Hot damn!”
- Rush Limbaugh, during a discussion about the woman chosen to help old John McCain up the steps of the White House. Rush was excited because Sarah Palin is anti-abortion, pro-guns and she really loves Jesus.
That’s all great, but what I can’t understand is: how did Jesus come to be lumped in with guns? Would Jesus have packed heat? Would Jesus have popped a cap in Judas’ ass?
Somehow, during my year-long reading of the Bible, I completely missed this aspect of a vengeful, bad-ass Jesus.
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